The very naughty letters (for Terry Jones)

Once upon a time, there were some very naughty letters. Numbers really, but don't be worrying about that sortofthing. They seemed to be more somethingthannothing. The very naughty letters wrote a humans. Roughly about ten. 'How beautiful are these letters'. Said the very stupid humans. Which was a funny way to spell 'What a jumbled pile of mish-mash, let's shoot the editor'. One of the letters said biscuit a lot. More heroica than eroica. Ooops, I dropped an aitch. I really must be more careful. But then they they really are very, very naughty letters.